I want to keep him in my pocket and pull him out and make him dance for me.
For the woefully uninitiated, this beautiful little man is Neymar, and yes, he only has one name because that's all he needs.
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Neymar is only 22 years old and he's already become South American Footballer of the Year TWICE, in 2011 and 2012, which means he's kind of a big deal.
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