Aside from being overwhelmingly white, of course.
Have a surfboard nearby while surfing the net.
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Go surfing when there's no waves - or water, even.
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Wrap ourselves in the Australian flag like it's a cape. Just call me CAPTAIN STRAYA.
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Or SuperBloke! Coz apparently businessmen wear flags under their suits.
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