If celebrity bulge rankings exist, why shouldn’t lumps be held to the same standard?
These soft, mouthwatering lumps.
Why they're important: because they're first thing you wanna spoon in the morning.
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Lump Rating: 0.5 out of 5 LSPs
These bad bad bad lumps, ooh.
Why they're important: because you feel real dirty when you cup 'em.
