The flyest inmate at Litchfield Federal Penitentiary is here to give you everlasting life. Praise her light.
The time she stood up for the important issues.
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When she got real about Toddlers & Tiaras.
"Grand Supreme MY ASS." - something Taystee probably thought once or twice
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But was forced to admit what we all know to be true.
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When she made one of the bravest requests in history.
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