It’s like a different country.
"Summer"
What it means everywhere else: A time for vacation, road trips, and fun in the sun.
What in means in Texas: Hell on Earth where the temperatures rarely dip below 100.
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"Winter"
What it means everywhere else: The colder months of the year.
What it means in Texas: The few short weeks when 40-50 degree temperatures send the locals into a deep freeze.
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"W"
What it means everywhere else: The 23rd letter in the alphabet.
What it means in Texas: The homebred 43rd president of the United States, George W. Bush.
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"Rain"
What it means everywhere else: Periodic precipitation that varies in intensity.
What it means in Texas : The five times a year the storm of the century rolls through and floods everything.
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