I’m pooped.
It's the eve of you paying someone to put a camera up your butt and take a look around. Your heart beats quickly as your vision goes dark.
An image of your own delicate butthole flashes before your eyes.
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A CAMERA. IN YOUR BUTT.
As with the remote but terrifying specter of death, even if you knew this appointment was coming, you weren't expecting it. You are filled with numb horror.
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Strangers are going to look at your butt!
They're going to put stuff in it! While you're unconscious!
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Someone asks if you want to hang out, but you can't make plans because you can't eat or drink anything except this drink your doctor gave you to make you poop.
Goodbye, friends. My toilet is my friend now.
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