I’m giving it four stars - David? Rated NSFW.
Every month, writers and comedians come together to share their filthiest - and funniest - stories in Erotic Fan Fiction at Sydney venue Giant Dwarf. Today, Erotic Fan Fiction creator Eddie Sharp shares with BuzzFeed his story about that pair that every Australian secretly ships - Margaret Pomeranz and David Stratton from At the Movies.
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"Marvelous, just marvelous. I loved every minute of it."
It was 8.07 on a Wednesday night. Margaret was gushing over the newest offering from Scandinavian director, Hans Molbrach.
"An absolute triumph." She added, her warm reedy voice cracking with excitement.
"Everything about this film was just spot on. I mean, the scene in the caravan park where Ryan Gosling slow-dances with the stranger in the donkey suit, and we know it's his wife. It was exhilarating. Four stars from me. David?"
Margaret glanced over at David. His ramrod posture as straight as a schoolboy's. His nervous hands clasped tightly in his lap. He turned to her slowly. Turning in that way that only David Stratton could. Turning to her with his entire body. His face a wry mix of bemusement and disgust. She could hardly wait.
"I loathed it."
"Oh David." Margaret said, goading him on. Laughing with a hoary cackle.
"I'm not a great fan of this director as you know."
"Oh, I know David."
