Puppies: “We only associate with you because you feed us.”
"NO. MORE. SELFIES."
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"Do I turn on the lights while you're asleep? NO. GTFO."
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"I need some me-time. Get out my glamour shots, gurl."
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"Get me a towel, you neanderthal."
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