::flirty favs your tweet::
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1. The ability to go into stealth unclickable mode on Twitter and Instagram, so there's no chance of accidentally faving someone you're stalking and shouldn't be.
2. When stalking someone on Facebook, the ability to press a button titled "Just show me the pictures that you actually appear in so I don't have to go through all the 300 photos of your 2011 vacation album." (Or, you know, something.)
3. A Twitter feed that shows you every subtweet about yourself, no matter how subtle.
4. For Spotify to automatically default to Private whenever you're listening to something ~ embarrassing ~.
5. A Twitter program that sends an email to the address in the Twitter profile of the user every time they smugly tweet that they've reached "inbox zero."
6. A Pinterest extension that when you pin a recipe just gives you the damn food.
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7. A Twitter account that automatically gives you at least one RT and fav for every tweet, no matter what (but doesn't tell you it's fake so your ego can stay intact).
8. Eleven automatic likes on Instagram for every photo you REALLY care about, so you don't have to wait for the number to roll over.
9. A Facebook app that sends your friends an anonymous message when they are doing something embarrassing (like feeding the trolls they went to high school with).
10. A Shazam–type app that tells you the names of humans so you don't have to feel embarrassed when you run into acquaintances.
11. A TV spoiler filter for Twitter.
12. A LinkedIn filter that gets rid of everything except awesome job offers.
13. The ability to fav a really funny Twitter bio, and to search them.
14. EMAIL FAVING.
15. Ability to differentiate between RTs that are endorsements and those that are not.
16. Built-in anonymous focus group testing for tweets where it tries them out on strangers before you tweet them, and then you can edit as needed.
