The 17 Stages Of Ordering A Chipotle Burrito Bowl

Because sometimes you just need a healthy serving of guac.

Hunger strikes. What is one to do?

Hunger strikes. What is one to do?

Chipotle (or Chipoltay for our illiterate friends).

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Then again, considering the debauchery that was your nephew's birthday cake last weekend, perhaps something lighter is in order?

Then again, considering the debauchery that was your nephew's birthday cake last weekend, perhaps something lighter is in order?

Nahhhhhhhhh.

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Because you and yo fyne self is gonna gets you a burrito bowl!

Because you and yo fyne self is gonna gets you a burrito bowl!

No tortilla = less calories. You're basically a nutritionist.

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You get to the nearest Chipotle and the line is like...

You get to the nearest Chipotle and the line is like...

But you choose to persist. You’ve already made your choice.

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