“It really wasn’t so, but it seemed to me.”
Brother and Sister
What it usually means: The terms used to call a male or female sibling who shares one or both of your parent(s).
What it means when you're Mormon: The terms used to call a male or female sibling who shares one or both of your parent(s) AND anyone else who is also Mormon.
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New Year's Eve Dance
What it usually means: Bumping and grinding synced with the bass of the best club remixes from the past year.
What it means when you're Mormon: Censored songs from the '90s mixed with the occasional slow song to awkwardly ask your crush to dance to.
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Apricot Trees
What it usually means: A tree that grows apricot fruit.
What it means when you're Mormon: A tree that pops popcorn.
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