Soccer ads are better than all other ads. And here’s the best XI.
"Good vs. Evil" (Nike, 1996)
Why is it so good?
An All-Star team takes on a team of monsters for control of Earth. Basically, it's "Space Jam." For soccer. In 90 seconds.
Why isn't this a full-length movie, again?
Is there a GIF-able moment involving a Ronaldo or Ronaldinho?
Yes! A super young Ronaldo is here, calmly juggling his way past a sub-par monster defense. (Let's be honest, about this: You've really got to question a team that throws everything forward and refuses to maintain shape in the back when you're playing for the future of Earth. Come on, monsters, you're better than that.)
Does Eric Cantona make an appearance?
Yes! He's got so much space up front, he even has time to pop his collar before taking a shot so hard, the ball catches fire and kills the monster's goalie. Again, monsters: Play a 4-4-2, and your goalie probably lives.
Does Kobe Bryant show up for no apparent reason?
No, but only because he was focused on starring in Sprite ads with Tim Duncan in the '90s.
Will this ad make you want to go play soccer RIGHT NOW?
Yes! You're going to watch Paolo Maldini execute a perfect slide tackle on a monster, and you're going to want to play right away.
