13 Reasons Thor Should Be President

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”.

Because he'd wish all mortals a "GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE".

Because he'd wish all mortals a "GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE".

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"AH YES THE RITUAL SMOKING OF MARIJUANA WILL ONLY HELP THE GREAT THINKERS OF MIDGARD FULLY GRASP THE CONCEPTS OF THE BIFROST."

"AH YES THE RITUAL SMOKING OF MARIJUANA WILL ONLY HELP THE GREAT THINKERS OF MIDGARD FULLY GRASP THE CONCEPTS OF THE BIFROST."

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"A MAN WHO DESPISES THOSE WHO HE PROFITS FROM DOES NOT A WORTHY RULER MAKE. THIS DONALD STERLING SHOULD BE CAST INTO THE VOID."

"A MAN WHO DESPISES THOSE WHO HE PROFITS FROM DOES NOT A WORTHY RULER MAKE. THIS DONALD STERLING SHOULD BE CAST INTO THE VOID."

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"SPACE IS WONDERFUL. IN FACT MORE MORTALS SHOULD GO TO THERE. RENEW THE PROGRAM WHERE YOU SHOOT TIN CANS INTO THE SKIES."

"SPACE IS WONDERFUL. IN FACT MORE MORTALS SHOULD GO TO THERE. RENEW THE PROGRAM WHERE YOU SHOOT TIN CANS INTO THE SKIES."

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