This is the result of a 31-year personal study I have conducted.
The diagonally sliced half is optimized for dipping in a variety of soup containers.
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Mutual support in a vertical setting maintains overall structural integrity in the hours leading up to lunch.
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Hypotenuse length maximizes tongue-to-sandwich-filling contact area.
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Longer fissure span means increased chance of creating a melted Cheese Bridge.
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