But really you’re just applying to entry-level jobs in your underwear like the rest of us.
What you say: Post-grad? Yeah, I'm considering a couple of options!
What you mean: I'm crying in the shower every morning praying someone will answer my job inquiry emails.
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What you say: I had a promising interview last week, so we'll see!
What you mean: I had a panic attack outside the building for 10 minutes before my interview. Also I got a blister from the new shoes I squeezed myself into.
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What you say: I'm moving to Manhattan!
What you mean: I'm living in some guy's basement who may or may not be a serial killer but he lives in Manhattan and seemed somewhat reputable in his Craigslist posting!
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What you say: I'm keeping an open mind about my options.
What you mean: I literally will do any job that anyone will pay me any amount of money for/trade me food as payment.
