They see me trollin’, I’m hatin’.
Why Did You Not Include This Thing Trolls
What about my thing? Why did you not talk about it.
Your piece is bad and you should feel bad.
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Accuracy Trolls
Factual errors are bad, and, when they exist, should be corrected. You fellows are fine just as long as you ratchet down your respective egos and passive aggressive taunting.
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First Trolls
You may not have been the first person in your social circle to lose his or her virginity, get married, graduate from college, try sushi or spend a night in jail, but you are certainly the first person to comment "FIRST" on that new One Direction video.
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Activist Trolls
You have the internet equivalent of ADHD and no matter what is being written about, you have to establish the need for people to care about your cause. This is fine troll work if you are trying to promote a good cause and if injecting said good cause to the piece you are commenting on makes logical sense, but don't go promoting saving the sea turtles on an automotive forum unless sea turtle shells are being used to make spark plugs.
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