No, I don’t have my ears pierced. And yes, my family is super happy about it.
One piercing in your ears was plenty, anything more than that was completely unacceptable.
Forget places OTHER than your ears. You're basically disowned.
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Coming home with a tattoo meant imminent death.
Vengeance would be swift for your butterfly tat.
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You spent a lot of time listening to your parents complain about how many taxes they're paying.
"When you're older and making money, you'll understand." — My Dad
Your first name is very generic, because your parents look down on people with hippie names.
Extra gold stars if you can add a II or III to your name.
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