Welcome to College: 101. See attached syllabus.
The Kiss-Ass
Grade Level: Freshman
Distinctive Trait: Regurgitates exactly what the professor just said in attempt to seem super-smart.
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The Cheater
Grade Level: Any
Distinctive Trait: Sits absurdly close to you on test days.
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The Nightcrawler
Grade Level: Second Semester Senior
Distinctive Trait: Only appears on syllabus day, the midterm, and the final.
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The Show-Off
Grade Level: Freshman
Distinctive Trait: How do you spot a freshman that got an A on a test? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
