It’s what’s underneath that counts.
So you're a really hairy person.
And you've known it your whole life.
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Because you were a toddler when you bought your first razor.
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Your elementary school pictures always featured that all-too-familiar unibrow.
À la Megan Fox.
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And when you were in middle school, you were your own Chia Pet.
While everyone else was just getting armpit fuzz.
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