Yes, I’m hungry. IMMAEATCHUUU.

"Are you hungry?"

Yes, I'm really fucking hungry. Like, I'd really enjoy a bowl of mac and cheese right now, but I can't have that because I'M ON A DIET.

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"You don't need to diet, you look awesome."

Look, I'm not a total dick. I appreciate the nice thing you just said, but it's taking every ounce of my willpower to stay on this diet. And literally any piece of negativity hurts my soul. So, thank you, but please fuck off also.

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"Have you tried [insert other diet here]?"

No, no I haven't. I'm trying the diet that I'm currently on.

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"Are you totally miserable right now?"

Well this question certainly made me feel miserable.

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