Because not all artificially flavored sweets are created equal.
Dum Dum Pops
The name says it all. Chopped Granny Smith apple pieces, sugar and vinegar on a spoon > this one-to-three-licks-before-it's-finished bore.
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Zotz
This doesn't even belong in grandma's candy dish next to the ten year-old strawberry chews that are supposed to look like a strawberry, but definitely don't taste like strawberry.
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Jolly Ranchers
Am I the only one who gets a strange headache when I eat these? I asked for legit sour apple, not the need for a Penicillin prescription.
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Skittles
Replacing lime with apple seemed like a good idea, but the replacement has not lived up to expectations. This flavor is the Stephen Baldwin of the Skittles family.
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