Because sometimes a mozzarella stick is just a mozzarella stick.
Golden Corral
Pro: It's all you can eat.
Con: You will probably lose your appetite pretty quickly.
Sizzler
Pro: It's a great option for a place to go for dinner if you are joking.
Con: When someone takes you seriously, you are stuck going to the Sizzler.
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Applebee's
Pro: There's one in just about every town now; you can always count on Applebee's to serve you food.
Con: You can never count on Applebee's to serve you good food.
Perkins Restaurant & Bakery
Pro: If you are going to Perkins, you may well be eating with your grandparents.
Con: Perkins serves the kind of food only your grandparents like.
