Mile High’s commander-in-chief does what he wants.
He drinks Diet Coke by the two-liter!
Diet Coke / fullmetalstarterjacket.tumblr.com
He digs double entendre.
Probably knows a bunch of awesome puns too.
He'll get you that first down even if it costs him a decade of memories.
ATTENTION YOUNG QUARTERBACKS: Don't do this.
He ate the hearts of Cleveland Browns fans.
Sorry, Browns fans.
