Not all soup is created equal.
Lentil Soup
There is some weird underlying sadness in lentil soup.
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Egg Drop Soup
Sorry, but those egg shreds will just always be a little unsettling.
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Split Pea Soup
Split pea texture is what I imagine eating chalk would be like, if the chalk was pea-flavored. Plus it's hard to eat without thinking about The Exorcist.
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