Ugh, can we not?
Shower sex.
Seems soooo hot, right? All that water cascading around you like endless, temperate rain? All that soaking hair and glistening body parts? Not to mention totally efficient — you can get clean and *~*dirty*~* at the same time! RIGHT?!?
Wrong. The best case scenario is that one of you hogs all the water, the medium scenario is that you get soap in your eye/unmentionables, and the worst is that one of you slips and falls and you have to go to the emergency room soaking wet and freezing in the cold January night.
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