Which one are you?

Nearly 17,000 people work on Capitol Hill!

Here are some types of staffers you are just bound to run into.

Charlie Comms

Always on the phone screaming at a reporter or on a smoke break. Has a two liter of Diet Coke at desk. Always has an "urgent email" to check.

Guy who breathes, sleeps, and invests in political games. Relates every discussion to politics. Typical conversation goes:

Co-worker: “How 'bout them Capitals last night?”
His response: “How' bout the polling in Texas 4th District?”