The creepy starer, the pole hogger, the gross eater — these are the menaces that make public transit a painful experience.
The loud phone talker.
Just because there's reception on above-ground trains does not mean you are allowed to talk loudly on your cell phone. Unless this is a life-or-death kind of call, keep it quiet, buddy.
The yelling-for-no-reason person.
I'm sorry, who are you? Why are you yelling? This is an INDOOR space, thank you. Whether you're talking to your friend who's a foot away from you, or you're talking to yourself, there's no reason to scream. We're all in this together, and we'd prefer to keep our hearing intact.
The person who holds the door open, delaying the train.
Oh, don't you dare give me that apologetic look. You are single-handedly holding up a train that is carrying hundreds, nay, THOUSANDS of people, and you have the audacity to look SAD about it? Step out of that doorway and let us get on our goddamn way. I want to go home.
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The train platform sprinter.
Look, I get it. You want to get from train A to train B, and you're in a rush. But guess what? I'm still a physically present being that doesn't deserve to be trampled just because you're in panic mode. Don't run me over, dude. Just don't.
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