Life is short. Don’t waste time not napping.

This hair dryer stand:

Your arms are fragile and do not need to lift this heavy hot wind blowing machine.

This toilet paper extender:

Nothing worse than the ol' lean-and-drip.

Because who even knows what important TV moments you could miss on your journey to find a bottle opener.

This ice cream spins by itself so your tongue doesn't have to do all the heavy licking.