Sure, the taste and the ABV% is important, but what really matters is the name.
Hoptimus Prime
Working on that lucrative intersection between geek culture and beer culture, this Pennsylvania beer is a fairly tasty double IPA
Seriously Bad Elf
Clearly the best Christmas themed beer anyone could come up with, this is actually a series of beers - Bad Elf, at 4.5%, Very Bad Elf at 7.5%, Seriously Bad Elf, at 9.0%, Criminally Bad Elf, at 10.5% and Insanely Bad Elf at 11.2%.
Arrogant Bastard Ale
It's hard to describe this beer better than the company themselves does. "This is an aggressive ale. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory". Thanks for that.
Moose Drool
Actually not a Canadian beer! The Montanan owners allegedly saw an old painting of a moose, dripping water onto their table. Since they were short of a name, Moose Drool seemed like an obvious solution.