Why isn’t quoting Harry Styles an applicable life skill? We would all be mega-employable if Facebook stalking was a job.
Your impressive number of Tinder matches
Your friends might be jealous that you matched with a professional athlete but adding it to your CV might be a little overboard.
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How long you can keep an iPhone without breaking it
Two years is an impressive length of time to keep a phone. Now try keeping a job that long.
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Your ability to start a successful rumor
Not many employers care that you were able to convince people that Emma Watson was going to transfer to your school, even if it traveled far.
Your ability to produce satisfactory work when hungover
Okay, this may come in handy once you land a job but it's not something you want to mention while trying to find one.