You’re gonna want to clear some closet space….
Fedoras
Absolutely necessary for proper boy band head coverage, and apparently able to be purchased in bulk.
Arm Bands
Arm bands highlight your bulging man (or boy) muscles! Very crucial!
Floppy Bowties
Standard-issue bowties don’t offer enough coverage: You’re going to need a floppy, standout number like the one worn by Harry Styles to the 2012 Brit Awards.
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Oversized Chinos
Because you're going to need a lot of freedom to practice your wicked awesome dance moves. Right Nick Lachey?
