I think I’ll just go back to college.
"We'll be sure to keep your resume on hand for future opportunities!"
No you won't. You deleted this email thread 5 seconds after you sent this email. You emptied my resume into your trash bin and quoted parts of my cover letter to your employees over lunch to make them laugh.
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"A lot of people are in the same position as you are!"
I believed you until I turned on the TV and saw all the teenagers in the commercials for the upcoming winter olympics. TEENAGERS.
"No one expects you to have your life together!"
Yes they do.
"We really value all of our applicants and take time to observe each letter and resume carefully!"
No you don't.
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