New year, same drunk people in silly hats.
The Horn Abuser
Blow your little horn from the period of midnight to 12:01. And then please stop. Forever. But there's always at least one person who can't be trusted with a thing that makes noise. This person started tooting at 9 p.m. and won't be stopping anytime soon.
The Ball Obsessed
This person is a little too excited about seeing the ball drop. Is the TV on the right channel? Are we going to miss it? DID WE MISS IT? WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS BALL? And if you change the channel you will get slapped.
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Drunk Already
It's not even 10 p.m. and they're already giving out unsolicited weird hugs.
Sparkle People
Somehow New Year's became the signature holiday for lookin' real shiny. Ain't nothin' wrong with lookin' real shiny. Just know, Sparkle People, that your friends and family will be covered in glitter and the host of the party will be finding your sparkly bits all over the house in the coming year.
