Just because the song says it doesn’t make it OK.
Gross.
Nobody wants to see a PDA. Granted, this secret Santa makeout sesh likely wasn't intended to be public, but guess what. That one kid saw it and now we all have to hear about it in graphic detail every year. Now we all have to consider Santa Claus as a sexual being. Thanks a lot, Mommy.
You don't know where he's been.
Santa allegedly flies all over the world and stops at every house. You'd be naive to think you're the only mommy on his "naughty" list. Plus it's cold and flu season.
Mommy could do better.
No offense, I'm sure Santa's a great guy. And love knows no age, but Santa is getting up toward 2000 years old. If Mommy takes a long look at herself and discovers that what she really wants is an old man who wears head to toe red velvet, then, honestly, good for her. But this seems more like a cry for help.
