I see through your web of lies.
He plays mind games.
And they'll work on you EVERY SINGLE TIME. So unfair.
His job will forever cause suspicion. And you can't say anything because it's "art."
Any profession that requires your partner to look at other naked women is going to be a guaranteed source of paranoia. Oh, what, you think because he drew you naked, he'll never draw anyone else? The man walks around with a book full of naked ladies.
He parties pretty hardcore.
How long can you really keep up with this?
He's a total dreamer.
Meaning he always follows and acts on what his heart says. Which leads to...
