13 Cringe-Worthy “LOTR” Pick-Up Lines To Get You In The Mood For “The Desolation Of Smaug” Premiere

Are you the ring? ‘Cause I’ve got my eye on you.

"My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill."

"My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill."

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"Gimli a piece of that!"

"Gimli a piece of that!"

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"You know what they say about big feet.."

"You know what they say about big feet.."

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"I last longer than Boromir."

"I last longer than Boromir."

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