All the questionable substances you consumed at school, ranked from worst to least worst.
Natty Light
Value: 10
Effectiveness: 1
Taste: -1
Coolness: 3
Score: 13
Natural Lights are a college staple and stand in a category of their own. They're essentially the drunk uncles of cheap beers: They're dirt cheap, incredibly gross, but guaranteed to provide a good time. Every time.
