All my fellow procrastinators, sing it with me.
Wake at 9:30am. Wonder what the hell you're doing up at 9:30am. Promptly fall back asleep.
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Wake again sometime in the late morning. Wonder vaguely whether or not to eat. Decide dreaming is more important, health reasons and all that.
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Wake once more at, say, 1:00. Blindly wonder around household, scavenge for food.
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Take prize food back to cavern, watch some Netflix while eating and telling yourself, "I'll only eat until the show is over and then I'll go do some work."
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