Sleep is for people who DON’T have Netflix.
You wake up with an Amazon cart full of stuff you don't remember adding.
Every night:
Your friends send you worried replies asking why your email was time-stamped "03:56 a.m."
Them: "Were you drunk??"
You: "Nope, just emailin'."
You've bookmarked all the takeout places that will deliver 24 hours a day.
