The numbers don’t lie. Oh, but please don’t do #2.
So, you're confused about whether or not you should pee in the pool. Understandable. Let's break it down.
Consider this: Elite swimmers and water polo players freely admit to peeing in the pool.
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Ryan Lochte admitted to Ryan Seacrest he peed in the pool in what is officially the Most Horrible Collection of Things in a Conversation.
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But then you must consider the risk of the chemical that turns purple when you pee. Oh what's that? Snopes says it's fake? OK, plus one for the pee argument.
Kevin James peeing up the pool in the cinematic classic, Grown Ups.