You’ll solve everyone’s problems in one fell swoop. Unless you *forget* to give them away, that is.
Waterproof Notepad
For when inspiration strikes in the shower. Available for $7 each.
Chilled Beer Cork
It's called the Chillsner and it'll keep any bottle beer ice-cold when you drink it. $29.95 for a pack of two (so you can give one AND keep one).
Transparent Book Weight
It'll keep your loved ones' pages flat while eating or drinking.
Gigantic Wine Glass
It holds a full bottle for only $15.95.