Post-coital treats you don’t have to get dressed for!
A Cigarette
Though not technically a food, it's often reached for once the act of love has been concluded. It's a little sexy, it's mostly bad for you, and it ultimately doesn't fill you up. Boo.
Smoothies
Yeah it's replenishing and healthy and blah blah blah but like, they require so much work. And you should be cuddling. WHO ARE YOU.
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Delivery Anything
It's always excellent, except one problem: You have to put clothes on, or fashion a makeshift bedsheet toga. Now ask yourself: IS THAT WORTH IT?
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Coffee (Black)
You hate feeling tired for even a second and this'll get the job done but jeez, just relax for a second!
