FACT: I can’t get a tan even if I tried. Now can you please rub this SPF on my back?
Flash photography is a problem, in general.
"I'm the one who looks like a specter!"
When someone says, "You really need to get a tan," you have to stop yourself from throwing massive shade.
Though actual shade is always welcome at all times, to be honest.
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Or if they ask why you're so pale, you've learned that snark is the best policy.
You know that while a fake tan might look normal on most people, it's just never gonna work for you.
Fake tan = real orange.
