The Movie “Mulan” As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It

Someone gets made into a man?

This is Mulan. At first she's pretty angsty because she has to wear a ton of makeup and dresses even though she's def a tomboy.

This is Mulan. At first she's pretty angsty because she has to wear a ton of makeup and dresses even though she's def a tomboy.

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So she sings a little Christina Aguilera to help her get through it.

So she sings a little Christina Aguilera to help her get through it.

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She owns a dragon who helps her to cook dinner when she's too busy learning swords and stuff.

She owns a dragon who helps her to cook dinner when she's too busy learning swords and stuff.

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The dragon can somehow talk even though that's clearly impossible.

The dragon can somehow talk even though that's clearly impossible.

Come on, Disney. You're supposed to be a bastion of realism.

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