You wish you were a team player. But actually, no, you do not wish that.
You seem like a team player because you volunteer to do things! But if you're honest, it's partly because you know that other people will do it wrong.
Confession: It's not as selfless as it looks.
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The thing is, you don't really like doing things at the whims of others.
Catch this? I'll catch it if you explain why you're passing it to me.
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Some people are really into uniforms. You are really into laughing at them.
I will clash my prints if I damn well please, lemmings.