The Parks and Recreation star, whose latest attempt at making The Greatest Event In Television History airs Thursday at midnight on Adult Swim, opens up to BuzzFeed.
When I was a child, I won a dancing competition against Nick Offerman
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I have 40 toes
Some of them are not connected to my body, and are for sale (not in the U.S.).
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I prefer to use highlighter to sign documents
I came up with this genius idea to prevent someone from stealing my identity. Unfortunately my pockets are full of highlighters so I keep losing my wallet.
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I firmly believe that if every mountain in the world had a giant zipper attached to it, we as a people would think about both mountains and zippers in a completely different way
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