Here, Kevin Durant, I made you a best-friend bracelet.
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
With Floyd Mayweather as your best friend, everything is exciting and semi nerve-racking. Because he's betting on it. That NBA game on the third TV at the bar? Yeah, he has $80,000 on it. That college football game? $2 million. It's a high-stakes lifestyle that's bound to get crazy, but at least you know you wouldn't get bored with Mayweather around. Oh yeah, and he can beat the crap out of anyone who messes with you. Which is always helpful.
Getty / Jeff Bottari
Rob Gronkowski
Speaking of crazy, Rob Gronkowski only knows one way to live, and that's hardcore. The man never seems to settle down and he's always giving 110%, whether it's on the football field or the club. As your best friend, he'd guarantee you had a good time out, but he'd also steal all the ladies and possibly get you arrested for public intoxication. And I can't even imagine what the expenses are like after he leaves a hotel room. If you can keep up with him, he'd be an awesome best friend. But you likely can't keep up with him.
Via buzzfeed.com
Patrick Kane
Patrick Kane will drink you under the table and then make you chug out of the Stanley Cup because he's blacked out and now has no idea what's going on. And guys like that are fun. But also dangerous. You will probably have the most fun nights with Patrick Kane and also the worst hangovers of your life because of it. And in general, hockey players are super nice, but also slightly off.
Via buzzfeed.com
