15 Signs That You’re A Seasoned Dog Owner

Sure, we’ve all used our 15-minute breaks Googling playful puppies, but our love for man’s best friend goes beyond perusing the web. Our love ends up back home to a patient pup awaiting our warm embrace in exchange for incalculable wet kisses.

You've given up on Windexing your windows.

You've given up on Windexing your windows.

And you've artfully explained to others that it's just your dog's "nose art."

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The dog hair that lines your clothes is totally not a big deal.

The dog hair that lines your clothes is totally not a big deal.

But you keep spare lint rollers in your car, in your desk at work, and in your nightstand just in case you need to look presentable at any given time.

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You can't help but offer an apology to the mailman every day after a barking bout ensues.

You can't help but offer an apology to the mailman every day after a barking bout ensues.

The mailman's used to it. But he still cringes when he sees your dog stalking him through the window.

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You have a scripted answer when people ask what your dog's name, breed, and age are.

You have a scripted answer when people ask what your dog's name, breed, and age are.

"Lucky/Chihuahua/2 years"
"Rocky/Pitbull/8 months"
"Angel/Corgi/4 years"

It's the A/S/L equivalent of the dog park.

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