OK I know I won’t look JUST like Zooey. But would I look a little like her?
So you've been thinking about getting bangs.
Just as we must turn the clock forward once a year and then back again, so too must you biannually contemplate the length of your hair.
You ask your friends what they think. A lot. A bunch of times.
*trying to pretend they care*
You call your mom. "Mom, should I get bangs?" you'll say. "Honey I have to get to work," she'll say. "Ask your sister."
But this time you're not *just* indulging in an empty, vanity-based fantasy. You've been doing the research.
Who knew there was math involved here? There is.
