There may never be one right way, but there will always be a lot of wrong ways.
Whoever chomped this stick of butter:
I'm sure the wolf pack that raised you was great, but around here we have RULES.
Any monster who would build a burrito like this:
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The helpful friend who peeled "half" of the potatoes:
That's a technicality and you know it.